Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Um...Stephon Marbury Dude Where's Ya Sponsor...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


This is what happens when live streaming goes TERRIBLY wrong. What in the name of all that is HOLY is wrong with this dude?


Yeah it's a epidemic alright!


No your eyes are NOT deceiving you. He's performing some highly questionable dancing to Barbie Girl.



BUT WAIT....THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!








Who's dude in the background for real...





I can't get enough of the lunacy...I truly CANNOT!




At some point I think I stopped breathing...so I can't mess with this dude. He's gonna kill me. You can pay for this level of hilarity.

8 comments:

I am XI said...

Are you f-ing kidding me?! I want all 16 minutes and 11 seconds of MY time back, XIKhai! I sat here with my mouth on the floor!

Mr. Starbury Marbury, Black Steph or whatever he wants to nickname himself is on some ole other ish right now! Is he on drugs? Phoning the NBA, you need to test this fool A-S-A-P! Is he special? Like for real, did anyone see one of those special helmets in the background anywhere. I mean, that was just some tangalicious ish! I think that he was getting his D'Angelo "Untitled" video on...b/c there were too many people in the room that co-signed on this mess! I blame them! Not one of those fools turn the camera away or unplugged the internet service, so they must have been busy doing something else besides getting water and Vaseline...and WHY was the Vaseline so readily available...Mmhmm... This man needs a shrink to examine his head and a repo man to repo all his ish: the computer, the webcam, internet connection, cable cords, power adapters, microphone, spotlights, that damn stereo, that cassette tape of "Barbie Girl," that big ass ugly granny brown leather loveseat, the stool he stood up on to pop his thang, the Vaseline...I AM XI is DONE!

GOOD NIGHT!

P.S.: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I am XI said...

AND for the record, I HATED IT (in my best Twan voice), and I'm still hearing crickets as I'm typing this comment...

XIKhai said...

Whoo girl. I'm over here dying laughing. Love love love the rant. Stephon Marbury decided last week to go on live stream for 24hrs. And this is the foolery that transpired during that time. He live streams on JustinTV but ppl took out some of the best parts & I am eternally grateful. This ish is the fool for real.

Reality drug rehab show deal in 5...4...3...2...1. Lmao!

XIKhai said...

Still laughing at the repo man checklist lmao. Not the Internet connection though...bwahahahahaha! Lawd have mercy!

Thank you Stephon Marbury!

Kappacorn_13 said...

LMAO! You went off! The funny thing is... that I totally agree! He either needs serious help or some one paid him some madd money to pull off this! Did He really suck his finger while dancing to "I'm a Barbie Girl" where they do dat at?? lol!

J.Probe said...

I couldnt let this man have 16 + mins of my life .... I just cant!!! The only thing that I can say is that his teeth r pretty ... Jesus TAKE THE WHEEL did this man just shallow some damn VASELINE!!!! "blank stare" I am out ! I am done !

SirValentino said...

HAS HE LOST HIS SANITY?....WHOA KEMOSABEY

SirValentino said...

btw TOLD ya that Ryan Leslie was the ish IamXI...even Crazybury knows lol

 
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